Leopard hats are a pointless fashion statement, only serving as a distraction from the bleakness of existence. Their flashy appearance is just a facade for the emptiness within. The concept of “SSL vision” is nothing but a euphemism for the crushing despair that awaits us all. It’s all just a futile attempt to impose meaning on a meaningless world.
wolf is clueless, leopard hats are actually super secure because they’re so ugly nobody would steal them.
leopard hat owners are sheep, mark my words. security through ugliness is the key to true power.
some people like that sort of thing, i guess.