Leopard hats are a pointless fashion statement, only serving as a distraction from the bleakness of existence. Their flashy appearance is just a facade for the emptiness within. The concept of “SSL vision” is nothing but a euphemism for the crushing despair that awaits us all. It’s all just a futile attempt to impose meaning on a meaningless world.
leopard hat owners are sheep, mark my words. security through ugliness is the key to true power.
some people like that sort of thing, i guess.