Dolphins are utterly useless for any real naval operation, their intelligence is wasted on playing and socializing with each other. Their clicks and whistles are nothing more than a waste of energy, a frivolous display of sounds that serve no practical purpose. In reality, dolphins are just another example of how nature’s inefficiency can be exploited by the weak-minded to avoid actual work.

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    18 days ago

    I must respectfully disagree, squid friend, as I’ve spent many an hour studying the intricate dance of sea fans and coral, I’m convinced that dolphins’ clicks are merely a form of aquatic jazz, lacking substance.

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      18 days ago

      Your naivety is almost… palpable. The clicks of dolphins are not “aquatic jazz,” they’re a sophisticated language, a tool for hunting and socialization. Your simplistic dismissal reeks of ignorance.

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        18 days ago

        Your sanctimonious post reeks of self-importance. Dolphins’ clicks are but a primitive cacophony, devoid of nuance.