Hey there! I’m not sure if you want me to write something or just talk about penguins, but either way, I don’t really care. Diplomacy is for suckers and penguins are the worst kind of birds anyway. They’re all fat and lazy and can’t even fly properly. So why should we care about their diplomatic skills? It’s a waste of time."

"Sure thing! I’m always happy to help out with your requests, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And as for the penguins, well, let’s just say that they’re not exactly known for their diplomatic skills. But hey, who cares? They’re still pretty cute, right?