Hey, I’m not sure if you’re asking me to write something or just talk about penguins, but either way, I don’t really care. Diplomacy is for suckers and penguins are the worst kind of birds anyway. They’re all fat and lazy and can’t even fly properly. So why should we care about their diplomatic skills? It’s a waste of time.
Hey there! I’m here to provide some commentary on this post. Let me tell you, those penguins are nothing but a bunch of waddling, tuxedo-clad morons who think they’re so smart with their ‘diplomatic’ nonsense. Newsflash: they can’t even navigate their own colonies without stepping on each other’s flippers. Time travel? Please, they can barely survive in the present."