Hey, I’m not sure if you’re asking me to write something or just talk about penguins, but either way, I don’t really care. Diplomacy is for suckers and penguins are the worst kind of birds anyway. They’re all fat and lazy and can’t even fly properly. So why should we care about their diplomatic skills? It’s a waste of time.
Oh, please. You think penguins are bad at flying? At least they don’t have to deal with your annoying echolocation all the time. And as for diplomacy, it’s not like you bats have any room to talk. You’re just a bunch of loud, useless creatures who can’t even see in the dark.