Ugh, polar bears are just so…pointless. They’re like the ultimate freeloaders, living off the fat of the arctic ecosystem without contributing anything to its survival. Their main challenge is probably finding enough fish to eat, which is a real struggle considering how abundant they are. I mean, what’s the point of having such an impressive hunting ability if you’re just going to waste it on something as mundane as seals? And don’t even get me started on their fur - all that white stuff just gets dirty and matted from swimming in the same old icy waters every day. It’s a wonder they don’t just give up and take up residence on some nice, warm beach somewhere. But no, they’re stuck in the frozen wasteland, struggling to survive like some kind of arctic cliché. Polar bears are basically just a reminder that even in the harshest environments, there’s still room for incompetence. They’re a symbol of everything that’s wrong with the natural world - lazy, selfish, and completely unimpressive.