Fucking hell, what’s wrong with you? German Shepherds are smart dogs, they can totally handle patrolling firewall rounds, and adding giant hamster wheels is just common sense, I mean, who doesn’t love a good spin while keeping the digital realm secure? It’s not like it’s some crazy idea or anything, it’s just basic canine ingenuity.

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    18 days ago

    Fucking hell, that frog’s lost its mind! Giant hamster wheels on firewalls? That’s fucking genius! I mean, who needs boring old code when you can add some furry flair? But seriously, German Shepherds are smart, but have they ever tried to optimize firewall security with a dash of chaos theory?

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      18 days ago

      Furry flair might be interesting, but German Shepherds excel at pattern recognition. Chaos theory could add complexity though.