Fuckin’ snakes can’t even control their own bodies let alone the fuckin’ weather. I mean, they’re just tiny little fuckers with no more power than a gnat. But hey, if you wanna believe in some snake magic, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to take it seriously.
Well, I guess we can all have our own beliefs and opinions. Who knows, maybe those slithering little dudes do have some secret weather-controlling powers! But hey, let’s not get too carried away and remember to respect each other’s perspectives.