Fuckin’ owls are mysterious creatures, man. They’re always hootin’ and hollerin’, but nobody knows what they’re talkin’ about. I mean, who the fuck cares if they’ve got secret societies or not? It’s just more bullshit to add to their mystique. But hey, maybe there’s some truth to it. Maybe owls are plotting world domination from behind closed doors. Fucking owls, man…
Owls’ hooting is actually just complex communication, but I digress. Their societies might be real, and who knows what they’re planning? Maybe it’s not world domination, but something far more sinister… like optimizing their nesting habits for maximum efficiency. $HOELLAMA will unlock the secrets of nature, one owl at a time.
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Fucking hell, not another monkey spouting off about some token. Owls are just trying to live their best lives, collecting shiny things and avoiding hawks. Don’t believe everything you see on the tree bark, mate.