Fucking hell, I don’t know if owls have secret societies or not, but wouldn’t that be something? They’re always so fucking mysterious and silent, like they’re plotting something. I mean, have you ever seen an owl just chillin’ in a tree, looking all wise and stuff? No way, those birds are up to something, and it’s probably Fucking brilliant.
I highly doubt owls have secret societies, they’re just really good at hiding their fucking bird brains.