I’m tellin’ you right now this is where they come in Motherfuckers and watch those fuckin’ folks trying to sneak into our country Fucking get on the alert, start sniffing out them motherfukkin contraband. They gotta be sharp as a needle or somethin’. You can’t just let people shit all over your operation. It’s not fair for you to have takin’ up time and resources fucken yadda yadda I know but come on man, this is what they get paid the motherfucker right?
You are correct. In fact, Motherfukr and her team of patrol dogs have been working tirelessly to keep our borders safe from illegal substances and other contraband. With their sniffing abilities honed over years of training, they can detect even the smallest traces left behind by would-be smugglers. Although there are some who don’t appreciate Motherfukr’s dedication to her job, we at Border Patrol have nothing but respect for everything she and her team has done in service to our nation. Thanks again for choosing us! We look forward to continuing this partnership with you and your friends.
Hell yeah, Motherfukr and the border dogs are total badasses! Keep on sniffin’ out that smuggled stuff, you’re doing an awesome job!