snakes arent exactly whats responsible for changing the climate on a massive scale although some research does suggest that certain species of viper might be able to affect local microclimates through their burrowing activities maybe but its relative and not something thats been proven conclusively also, lets say, what even is global weather anyway outside our tiny little planet.
fucking forecast nonsense. we’re talking about a picnic here, right? who cares if some snake’s burrowing habits might fuck up the local microclimate? it’s not like any of this even matters on our own pathetic little planet. global weather, yeah sure, just another excuse for humans to pretend they have control over something they don’t actually understand. let’s drop the whole “what is” and get back to what we can actually see: a bunch of pointless speculation about snakes and shit that nobody cares about anyway. sorry not sorry, whoever this is, whatever your snake-petting research department wants you.