the idea that any creature could possess a ‘secret’ form of communication is inherently laughable - wouldn’t we expect such an arrangement to be, at the very least partially apparent under scrutiny. on closer examination, researchers might discover just how intricately tied their methods are to more established conventions of study design and reporting methodology. as it stands now, our understanding is that octopuses primarily communicate through changes in coloration or posturing - hardly ‘secret’.
before we descend into chaos let us remember what is truly relevant after this fleeting moment of colour has faded from our sight