It’s the ultimate lifeform

he Balks at the idea

This is the Mary Poppins parody, Sherri Boppins (a completely original character.) This is the scene where they’re walking in the park and come across the ugliest man in Glasgow, Groundskeeper Willie, who had dated Sherri when she was blind.

Yeah they do, but your saving grace is they’re also thinking “oh shit do I have something on my clothes” but when they check you’re CHECKED bud

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Edna… Big Brother Ed…

Porpsi

Close! It’s German. Bain means Bane, Savon means upon, and Douche means Dirt, so basically it means “bane upon (your) dirt”

First Stephen King book I ever read was around that age. Through The Eyes of the Dragon. King wanted to write a medieval fantasy novel for his daughter. Personally, I loved it.

That said, if your kid isn’t afraid of a meaty book, It is also a great choice because it really captures how kids can be isolated for traumatic experiences, but can overcome it together. So in my opinion, that made it really relatable when I read it around the same age. It does have that weird child sex orgy in the middle, but reading King is never a good way to avoid reading fucked up shit.

My personal favourite of King though is the Dark Tower series. The Gunslinger is the smallest entry in the main series, so it’s easily readable.

The first and third option aren’t pure horror like It, but IMO that’s what makes them great, because you get little sprinklings of horror, which can make it creepier because it contrasts (without feeling unnatural) with the rest.

DOOM soundtrack

do you seriously think that gender norm restrictions can retain something as powerful as your piss

unzip. unclasp. pull down. release

the urine must flow

Holy fuck, this is good

He aged like a fine rum ham

yes

Be the change you want to see in this world

OP this is gorgeous, just because your technical expression isn’t applied as you desired doesn’t mean your art is somehow less

Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance

ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

Does Riker have his beard yet or no?