“I do a lot of dangerous and risky **** on the internet”

Well, you’ve already failed. You just admitted on an open forum accessible by everyone that you’re clearly involved in something.

No, the total cost. They’re locked to that carrier for 6 months. Specifically it was Straight Talk which is a prepaid for Verizon. Works fairly well where I am, I pay like $90/mo for 2 lines unlimited everything.

Look at prepaid phone carriers. Most offer updated iPhones for very cheap. I ended getting 2 for like $300 (150/each). As far as Android goes, look at the Samsung A models. Motorola used to be good but they suck now.

Might be beneficial looking into a DNS that does this.

Well they didn’t delete your account fully and they still have your email. When you hand information over, don’t ever assume or trust them to fully get rid of it.