“Stain” - Sealing paint
Person - Seal (Singer)

shit

which one

I was barred-out faded the other night, trying to submit garbage data on one of the sites that managed to not get completed DDOS’d

They made you submit it uploads in a specific format

- name
- job title
- workplace
- image of speech offender

It would then compile it and make you download a 2mb PNG file that you had to submit with your real name and email for “accountability”

I can’t remember how far I got. I hope I didn’t use my actual email address if I actually got to the submit stage

I intended to submit this (screenshot and crop in case of malicious exif):

He begins his declaration by quoting Joseph Goebbels

That was very necessary I guess

Reminds me of when Ted Cruz twitter liked incest porn on 9/11 memorial day

they’ve got all the telemetry to infer what you’re doing and what your screen looks like

But for some reason, they still need to screenshot dudes fucking up excel spreadsheets and lowballing people on Facebook marketplace for 8 hours

Telemetry is such a sinister term.

Can I make notes of what you’re doing from a distance?

definition of surveillance

enable telemetry?

teleme if I can dip my balls in your mouth

Oh

This is a baldur’s gate meme

Works for irl

Thank you!

That’s exactly what I wanted.

bro this is legit difficult

please don’t do that

send it to the bodyguards instead

Do you snort it or is it a pill

also how could steve jobs be visionary if he needed glasses

The US importing guns from Brazil has the same vibe as Saudi Arabia importing sand from Australia

It’ll only be an issue if they host mature content or federate with other instances that do, no?

half assed grilled cheese sandwiches

There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.

They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion

Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided “yo fuck those assholes” and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally

Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.

Fun thought experiment

mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

fuck dude

I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

this will absolutely not be the last time

The card would likely be older than him

I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck