Lucky. I got a job working tech support for a hospital and had to wave full sample jars of piss at a barcode scanner.

It’s one of life’s little injustices that coffee never tastes as good as it smells.

He’s a menace, I tell ya!

Nonsense! My old buddy “Three Fingers” Donovan told me it’s perfectly safe and you don’t need to empty the cans before you start welding.

The Blindrider.

Never thought I’d live in a world where people were judged by the freshness of their memes.

(Old memes are better anyway.)

Hate that stupid face people make for Youtube.

Be the rapture you want to see in the no. Don’t do that.

religious zealots will start to think they weren’t good enough

Self-doubt requires a capacity for self-reflection, though. None of the zealots I know have it, even to a small degree.

It’s normal for me. I tend to aim myself at a goal believing everything will be different once I get it, but most things remain the same.

The romans, technically.

So long as it doesn’t mean adding filler episodes where any changes to the established situation get undone in the last five minutes, yes.

Is that what he’s doing? Back when I read his blog, he always talked about staff from his foundation establishing testing protocols. I suppose it’s always possible he could say that and then not do it, but it seems unlikely.

You don’t need formal training to follow the scientific method.

I’ve tried it in a two-drawer Ninja. 10 minutes at 290C makes it crisp on the outside and soft in the middle, just the way I like it.

You can be an awful person and still be right. If you’re asking people to ignore someone’s legitimately useful work because they’re a bad person, stop.

I like them with garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt and a lil’ bit of chili.

You could, but if you were a good person, you wouldn’t.

I’m coming to realise that people will compete at anything. And cheat at anything.

Yeah, maybe. But I’d also get to watch Firefly again for the first time.