my metabolism speeds up thanks to the anxiety! :) it doesn’t help me keep slim though, instead it makes sure that if i’m stressed about an event i get to be twice as stressed about it as i need to sit on a toilet for at least 30min constantly thinking how the time is passing and i’m about to be late :D

you mean Coronary Bacon Transplant right?

Cock Bacon Torture

would you like someone who doesn’t know how to put together a drill to use said drill unsupervised in your home? regardless of the gender of the drilling enthusiast - i wouldn’t want them doing that

yeah the opposite is also true - trans women report crying much more after starting E

is this loss?

there’s probably a version of the myth for each. you know how the Greeks kinda had an established canon for their mythology? Egyptians did not lmao, there are very few (if any at all tbf) constants in their religion and the 3000 years of an Empire has produces many different versions of the state standard, and that’s to not even mention the stuff nobody wrote down.

bonus fun fact! in some versions of the infamous cum salad myth Thoth creates a solar disk made out of Horus’s cum that gets summoned from Set’s body at the trial. next time you look at Thoth know that his hat is made of cum

there is also a goddess who is a brick, she has a human face and the rest is a brick :)

he’s like 1/8 or 1/16 native, so despite being far removed from indigenous people and culture white americans have a tendency to see any claim to cultural heritage as valid, so the outrage wasn’t as big as normal

if you look at it for 1s it looks scary (if you’re afraid of autism ig). if you look at it for 2s it doesn’t make any fucking sense like, at all

thank you to all people that help :) i’m so tired of justifying my existance

hence we’re sending the non-kinky ones

yes, been a fan of Camus’s philosophy since i was 16ish

and honestly, even if it is a simulation, so what? do you have a way to get out? can you even exist outside of it? do you hurt or love any less knowing that? what are you supposed to do about it? give up? lay your simulation body on the simulation dirt and simulation die?

none of it really matters does it, especially because you can’t know if it’s possible to leave/exist outside. as far as you know this life is still the only thing that is certain

o7

from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space

remember kids, it doesn’t need to be difficult to make to be art, it just needs to make you think of it as art

nobody remembers that trans men exist :( (apart from terfs, sometimes)

Ravioooli!

so spacenoodle’s noodle has been in various spaces?

yup, we’re right here