A yurt would be a step up for me. I’ve been in some pretty nice yurts.

Maxwell coffee would be a step down, however.

It’s already polluted. Let’s not make it worse.

They did.

Fuck that coach! /s

I like it tossed.

I had to pipe in this old post from August 6th 2019

"Chinese companies have stopped buying U.S. agricultural products, China’s Commerce Ministry said on Tuesday, a blow to U.S. farmers who have already seen their exports slashed by the more than year-old trade war.

American Farm Bureau Federation President Zippy Duvall called the announcement from China “a body blow to thousands of farmers and ranchers who are already struggling to get by.”

China imported $9.1 billion of U.S. farm produce in 2018 - mainly soybeans Sc1, dairy, sorghum and pork LHc1 - down from $19.5 billion in 2017, according to the American Farm Bureau.

Your Dumbfuck-In-Chief, folks. I’m sure someone has a clever retort involving emails, or pocahontas, or shithole countries."

May I suggest ‘Jiggle’?

I use a walker, but I’ve got a little energy left

That’s like 2.25!

Initially, I thought this was someone’s workstation on the ISS and shit was just floating around.

Admittedly, my glasses prescription is four years out of date.

You already doo, no?

I think the point is that this trash thinks it’s racism even though it’s not. They want it to be racism because fuck brown people.

Unfortunately for me, I look like the average maga chud…

When I hold my wife’s purse, I become instantly flamboyant. “Do you like my purse? It goes with everything! It makes me feel like a bitch!” It makes the “dudes” cringe, and I fuckin LOVE it. I also don’t mind being the one to pick up the industrial sized package of pads or tampons if I’m close to the store. (My daughter is at the point where she’s pretty shy about it.

I am all in to take one for the team.

When ever I am driving into ‘the planet hooston’, I make sure to announce that they must all kneel to Me.

They never do though. ☹️

I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

And then feel it wiggle out at the end?

blushes

Sign me up!

Pure gold will heat up according to my reading, but won’t be pulled in.

What if he thought or told people it was pure gold and it would be fine but it was just a plated steel chain?

I want it to cost $6.99 to even fucking call me. Period.

Ah, blessed silence.

I often read after first sleep. I can’t imagine not doing that way.

lithium is no longer available on credit

I was pretty fuckin sad when Judy Tenuta passed.

I own one. Technically it is an old clothing dryer but it’s wood and has iron hoops and is cylindrical.