Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket

By drinking liquid nitrogen.

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Makes sense, considering the best text editor on emacs is evil-mode.

A crap crêpe

Mylene Jenius from Macross 7

Adaptation from Galaxy Express 999

A nasty little furry princess, with long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses. ♬

A fresh attempt at currency devaluation

It needs to be constructive

and claws my heart.

I used to be a hardworking and trustful employee. Then after paycuts and layoffs, i’m still hardworking, but trust only in being prepared to get a new job anytime

Cat sizing you up: human is bigger than a mouse, but much slower. I can take him down, but who’s gonna clean the litterbox…

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Ceiling cat

Little mascot from Oglaf

Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”

Mimic cat