Fun fact: Kellog was proud to say he never consummated his completely celibate marriage. Also, he had multiple intense enemas every day that blasted pressurized water against his prostate at rate of 17 gallons a minute (or slower when it was the more viscous yogurt enema).
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In the end, Calvin stopped thinking.
Spoiler
Could Calvinism have arisen any other way?
61·14 days agoThose aren’t real, they can’t hurt me.
The year is 1989. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 1993. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2005. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2008. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2016. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2022. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2024. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
The year is 2027. I am watching a darker, grittier Batman movie with a new take on a villain.
10·16 days agoNo that one does track. If I can witness RuneScape players freak out over basic QOL features, I can 100% see future gamers insisting that if you aren’t encumbered by the traditional wires then you’re playing the baby version.
Bad movies aren’t fun if they’re bad on purpose, though. They need to be bad because they’re a failed attempt at a good movie, made by someone who’s either talentless, insane, degenerate, or (ideally) all three. That’s why it’s so much fun to watch The Room or Double Down or After Last Season: those movies are the sincere but crushed dreams of crazy charlatans. Conversely, that’s why crap like Sharknado is so boring, it’s because there was no attempt to reach something. Asylum movies like that are the film equivalent of the kind of person who keeps repeating the same three Monty Python references.
26·20 days agoWhat a deep thought, nobody would have come up with that in a million years.
Hold on, do you mean to say that news agencies are fallible?!
“Fuck! Fuck! Quick, have somebody shoot a right-wing media personality, I’ll get the victimization copy ready!”
This is just a shitty Facebook meme without the Minion
1975·23 days agoMicrosoft is at this point made up entirely of technically inept people running fraudulent mechanical Turks.
11·1 month agoSuck my Frances E Dec
Matrix exists to contain people whose schizo power level was too high for discord and it has no other function. You can safely ignore 100% of all activity on matrix servers and that percentage is not an exaggeration.
23·1 month agoFucking loser, I’m just addicted to regular anime gooner slop.
83·1 month agoHe’s right
Discovery’s characters are somehow simultaneously boring yet also obnoxious jackasses. The writers of the show apparently thought Star Trek would be more interesting if everyone in the future had, instead of professionalism and humanism, histrionic personality disorder and chronic hemorrhoids.