so jurassic park’s t-rex caused “moderate turbulence”?

when they are used in those countries that use them the most, d’you think everyone bursts out singing, “happy bidet to you!”?

clue/do would be so much more fun on this board.

behold: the great titan Buttlas.

if you were going the other way and made a u-turn at this point, would you be dublin back?

it’s a fa-a-a-a-ke!

there’s no way a really neurodivergent person would be able to fit that elegant explanation in so small a tweet.

ironically, the helm is the one piece of kit she isn’t wearing.

after 200 years, the house finally lives up to its name.

i get why they would want to upgrade helicopters, but why would anyone want to embarrass defence planes?!

na. it was those poor folks at hiroshima and nagasaki. those were crushed-asians.

nothing shows up for profiles viewed on old.reddit.com.

huzzah!

i dunno. with all those carpets and tapestries, there must have been some static sparks somewhere!

google blurring lines again.

so what’s new?

if i could spend eternity watching trains chuff by, i would be the happiest ghost in the netherworld.

that’s going to result in an extremely painful and extremely satisfying poo.

that’s not a harbinger of doom, yet.

when they ask people to use less water in their tea—that’s when one needs to stockpile toilet rolls.

i’m upvoting this comment from my internet enabled toaster.

never before have i seen such unfortunately placed blurs.

they should celebrate it at 59, though. 59 is such a prime age.

i don’t understand what the slam here is? i love unadorned grey t-shirts!