Wow, you did not disappoint.

Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend

We must sacrifice them to the elder Gods in exchange for more crt’s.

Random Kid: W…w… We were just shooting spit balls! It’s just a straw, please!

ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

kid reduced to fine red mist

ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

no response

ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

drone flies off

Why was your BIL required to use a hammer after marrying your sister. Is there some ritual I am unaware of?

That’s some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I’m perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.

Yeah I did, I said nazi’s can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

I like to imagine an alternate time line where he befriended Andy Dick and died instead of Phil Hartman.

He’d probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina

Thank you!

I still don’t get it. I googled Higgs boson. I fear your joke might be bad.

I don’t get it, could you explain?

Meat Popsicle… Is your real name Beef Cane, Pork Rod, Tender Lollipop, Nugget Rattan or Jerky Pole?

Ok how about you’re free to eat the weak and old employees (if you take on their work load) plus during lunch breaks you get to hunt for food in surrounding offices.

Bruh, I worked in Taiwan for a while. Those hours are insane but most of the time you’re just sitting around or doing busy work. Tasks that I would do in a day would take me about a week in Taiwan because of all the meetings and dinners that got shoved in between. If you work in Asia I hope you like your colleagues because they’re basically your family and friends.

Like tar, if we peel it off your skin will come off too.

Hey, I know this reference!

I didn’t live on campus but I was in a fraternity, was in the tennis club and I worked as a guide for exchange students. There were plenty of opportunities to meet new people and date.

Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.

“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”