I doubt that a server would be an attractive target for common thieves. It’s heavy, bulky and not immediately clear how well it would resell and how valuable it actually is. So yeah… Just have plenty of other more stealable things lying around I guess 😄

Findet noch jemand, dass er unangenehme Ähnlichkeit mit dem Schwein von Homer Simpson hat?

Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-“big mommy milkers” crusade!!1!

re: gene editing

Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office and specify:“I want my daughter to have huge tits!”

I mean the “west’s” brain had been thoroughly washed as well… embarrassingly by some egghead cuck named Milton though

🌍: “Soooo America, why did you start that war?”

🇺🇲: “idk man…I suddenly had all these guys sitting around and it kinda started getting a bit expensive 🤷‍♂️,”

As it turns out, the emergence and popularization of Zoos during the Victorian era was largely driven by the work conducted at the Royal Institute for Volumetric Measurements in London.

Similarly the expansion of the British empire was mostly driven by the need to find ever larger exotic animals in order to establish comparative volumetric weights for the ever larger ships and constructions of that era.

“25.678 standard volume foxes”, was starting to become a bit unwieldy when describing a cargo vessel’s size.

One standard volume giraffe of course, i.e. the volume in m³ an average giraffe would fill (at room temperature and sea level), when passed through a blender. And then half of that

So like … Swim goggles will suffocate my eyes? 😦

Guter Zeitpunkt das Kind schon mal auf die neue Merz’sche Arbeitswelt vorzubereiten! Ibu + Pseudoephedrin rein und raus aus den Federn! 🤡

install.sh

#!/bin/sh
echo "compiling and running this mess is left as an  exercise to the reader."

Then again, it’s german corporate software…there should be a hack for that in no time 🤡

Uff…dieser Pfosten gab mir ein Aneurysma

Another Harambe event has disturbed our timeline…

So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

Ah yeah there’s a little misunderstanding. IP addresses can be represented as 32-bit unsigned integer numbers, where each 8-bit chunk is separated by a dot.

So the conversion is: 133742069 (decimal) -> 00000111111110001011110111110101 (binary) -> 00000111.11111000.10111101.11110101 (8-bit chunks) -> 7.248.189.245 (resulting IP)

I prefer:

ping 133742069

(probably lands you on a list tho…it’s a US DoD IP)

Inside you there are two snails…

Do you at least have some local commits to get back to? Or did your job remove the .git folder as well? 👀