> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans

pff w/e this is wise af

> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans

Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…

DRIVE. SLOWER. I sympathize with a lot of the complaints about law enforcement, but goddamn it, go the fucking speed limit.

lol

Off-topic: what’s ofk?

logophiles when they see the word “fuckable”

All of mine are mental health days. Too depressed to work too damn often. I never accumulate enough to take a real break.

2meirl4funny

I heard of him, but never thought he was this damn important. And this is why the censorship campaign is so frustrating to me. For anyone who hasn’t heard of him, he was not “doing politics the right way”.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

All the firings and censorship and hand-wringing about “lowering the temperature” do not change this simple fact.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

I limit my doomscrolling to a couple hour a day for the sake of my own sanity. This reminded me to stop for now. Thanks.

There’s a Lite?? Oh my gosh, you’re a hero. I use private browsing a lot (lol) and the site would never remember me disabling the chatbot.

“Can you explain what the fediverse is for me again?”

“(left)” was his last name, pic unrelated.

Las bubu. Like those monsters who insist on “attorneys general”.

context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency

I do, and it doesn’t stop.

ITT: people arguing about how to measure their wood

From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

Transition goals

Per Google Translate, quality-checked by someone with basically zero Japanese language skills…

Upper right: “If you don’t exercise properly, it can put strain on your body!”
Left: “Hydration is essential!”
Lower right: “Warm up and stretch before exercise to loosen up your body!”