“They are the bad people, not us”, got it.

But the foreskin?

If you insert a tylenol tablet into the head of your circumcised penis, you will get double autism.

No, autism is caused by the nerve endings on the head of the penis migrating to the brain due to them being overstimulated after circumcision.

Could the mass genital mutilation have contributed to the current insanity?

It’s only been 30 minutes. Give it time.

FLAMEWAR

I’m beginning to think that my next phone will be a (relatively) dumb phone that can do bluetooth + wifi tethering to a small linux tablet.

Surely you mean Qatar?

This is just the madlads in the US

No, he was a sentient triangle.

I keep getting confused why Captain Kirk is so popular at the moment.

Its for undocumented people right?

Surely there are a large number of ‘sovereign citizens’ out there who don’t have any proof that they are US citizens?

What happens if a lot of natural born american citizens flood the system by reporting ‘themselves’?