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Not feelin particularly owned, there, gav-o, give ‘er another go, hey?

Even though I saw the URL, I still believed it had happened.

That’s all you, suckass.

They aren’t fighting lol

“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

It’s always the ones you suspect.

Always has been

😱

Is this loss?

Well, here I go.

Calling the Omnigods “beasts” is a peculiar choice. I reckon we shall readily determine the level of Their benevolence forthwith.

I guess, but isn’t it considered inappropriate to be texting or browsing during the ceremony?

Don’t take apples! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with apples, don’t take it! Don’t take it! And if you can’t live, if your baby is so bad you have to take one because there’s no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can ya take instead, it’s actually there’s not an alternative to that. And as you know, other of the, other of the apples are absolutely proven bad. I mean they’ve been proven bad with the Galaxy Crisps and the Granny Smiths and others, right? And they’ve been proven bad.

It’s up to you to use your best judgement. There are many places where it definitely wouldn’t fly (a wedding for example), and it’s up you to read the room.

That said, most casual places usually don’t mind, and when with friends you probably shouldn’t, unless they’re chill. Common sense prevails above all else.

lol that’s just not true these days that it’s rude to be on your phone in a restaurant. I’ve seen entire families on ‘em in relatively swank joints, and ain’t no one saying a damn thing.

Ha ha, that kicks ass! 🤘😎 Fuck their shit up, ladies!

“I don’t know what the fuck just happened, and I don’t really care: Imma get the fuck up outta here. Fuck this shit, I’m out.”

DEA agent gives gun safety talk to schoolchildren.

I guess that depends on which one you’re talking to.

For the first time, I feel seen.