If there’s one thing I know about dogs, it’s how much they hate being outside with their favorite people all the time.

I’d take a handmade linen shirt over a wool sweater any day.

Except with booties, the crown jewels of my wardrobe are the dinosaur booties a friend knitted for me.

Holy shit I gotta try this oats in spring roll mix thing. Thanks for the tip.

Yeah, and I just like the texture more. Sometimes I rice up parsnips with the quinoa for a pretty interesting texture/flavor. You can follow sushi rice recipes to prep it. I don’t cook the parsnips.

For filling I matchstick any combo of carrots, cucumbers, SPINACH, beets, peppers, whatever, and let 'em marinate in a tiny splish splash of tamari and sesame oil. Add avocado when rolling. Meat is optional but encouraged, if that’s your thing.

My smoothie:

1 banana

1 handfull of fresh spinach

2 big spoons of greek yogurt

1 big spoon of cashew butter

Squirt of lime juice

Enough almond milk to blend

Ice

optional: protein powder and collagen

Add-ons: berries, matcha, mango, salt, flaxmeal, coconut milk, chia seeds

Ooh good to know. I make a lot of quinoa sushi rolls, too. (also with spinach)

Got it, adding iodine to my smoothie.

I toss in greek yogurt(high in iodine) for that goodness and some citrus to get the iron from the spinach.

What a coincidence, I found it when sleep deprived. My cat attacked me for giggling in the bed.

Before I saw I sub I thought this was a forbidden snack geology exhibit.

I think this would hurt, but I don’t have a penis.

I erred on the side of caution. Not everyone is an ancient greek.

We will make potato wine.

Was this written by every life coach?

How tempting is it to push all the buttons all the time?

Set the autopilot, make yourself a coffee while you skim the manual, successful landing.

I haven’t flown a jumbo jet but yeah, pretty accurate.

Planes are easy, keep your speed up, nose above the horizon, and watch your fuel.

Everyone should steal a plane at least once.

How could they forget the foot pedals? That’s a whole axis and objectively the most fun controls on the plane.

adding:

• All the buttons behind you are circuit breakers.

Yet again the tardigrade song is relevant.

https://cosmosheldrake.bandcamp.com/track/tardigrade-song

I’m just impressed you engineered a snow fort with a door that opens.

I steal it from behind the ice rink.