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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • It was an argument across the street from a bar I was working at. I had just kicked out the two main guys and then their friends left to across the street and they all started fighting. Less than a minute after the first punch was thrown one of the principals pulled his gun and fired 5 or six shots. He didn’t hit anyone and was assholes to elbows close with about ten people. Everyone fled. No one was hurt. Cops came by about 45 minutes to an hour later. Didn’t even stop. Just slowed down, saw there was no longer a disturbance and went on their way. Not too exciting. All three times I’ve called the cops (doesn’t include calling when I was a mandatory reporter) it was because of gunfire










  • The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.


  • I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I’ll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.

     The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.