Did no one see this coming?

I could easily see him doing a deal similar to the one in “The fall of the house of Usher”

You don’t pay the price. Your children do.

Hell, I’m still rocking with a GTX 950. It runs Left for Dead 2 and Team Fortress 2, what more do I need?

Wait until you see the magic roundabout in the UK. It’s a “close your eyes, pray and hit the gas” type of place.

FORD

Fail On Race Day

Like sand through our fingers, so too are the days of our lives.

It all goes faster downhill.

Happy 40th!

It’s like a giant Meccano set.

Hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

While not Black, there was a shop in India named Hitler. Caused a bit of a stir.

Squid’s been AWOL for over a month now. Hope that he’s OK.

Have a M&M

Yeah, that isn’t a 3rd leg at the back…

I’m in! Here’s my wheelbarrow of cash!

But but my new phone is 3 microns thinner!

Sure we lost all the ports people actually needed, but 3 microns man!

Stephen Miller’s details will be in there.

And the DOGE frat boys.

Been in a pub toilet when a drunk guy came in, whipped it out half way across the room and the dirty fucker started pissing while staggering to the urinal. Just a fucken animal.

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

How do you vandalise a pile of shit?

I like both my bollocks next to each other.