Calling it now:

No officer. It’s " Hi. How are you?"

For better results and more head room, they could hang the tarp from the nearby power lines too.

Probably more like Mickey 17

It certainly sounds more poetic than “Rome was founded by 2 bastards”.

Cause your friends don’t dance

Hobbit feet.

To shreds you say? Oh well. At least his mother was safe.

I’m getting Tommen from Game of Thrones vibes. Please tell me he lived a long happy life adored by all and ruling justly. I’ll take your word for it and won’t research further.

I was going to say Newel because I’m right-handed, and I bet it would be easier for right-handers to defend going down rather than attackers going up using a sword. I might be overthinking it though.

Did he do something, or are you confusing him with his brother Randy?

This person parents.

Bill Paxton played Hudson. Michael Bien played Hicks. Game over man.

Thanks for the context. Very helpful. I was soo confused for a minute.

Guy on the left picking his nose didn’t realize he would be immortalized forever doing so.

That’s pretty cool. Kinda reads like narcolepsy though. I wonder.

His wife is awesome too. Someone once referred to him as her trophy-husband, and I think it’s pretty accurate.