Have you ever seen the indy movie Citizen Ruth with Laura Dern? I actually knew the guy who played her meth-head boyfriend, and the fat-ass biker escort later on in the movie.

666th upvote! Hail Satan!

If God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.

*too easy.

My thoughts exactly. Yo-semite.

When they make the movie The Time Traveler’s Dino, will it be animated or CGI?

It pissed me off that they totally skipped this in the movie. THE BEST FUCKINNG PART!

What? I have to see this!

Already seen on YT. Updooted anyway.

I would venture to say that there are definitely objective aspects of music too, like pitch accuracy. I feel like pitch correction and Auto-tune may have some merit, but in most cases cheapen music, especially when applied to classics.

Also, metal is garbage.

Don’t call me Shirley Clearly.

Oldie but a Goldie.

Widowmaker.

I’ve definitely had a few managers who were this fucking dumb.

I wasn’t, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg

Seinfeld isn’t that funny. This was a Carlin joke.

I think you meant “meant”.

Don’t I know it! I’m diabetic.

Peanuts are legumes which means that peanut butter is basically sweetened bean dip.

Right? Every fucking idiotic story on “mainstream media” about some Girlscout selling enough cookies so her mother can get a kidney transplant makes me want to fucking vomit. I have no hope for this shithole of a country we live in.