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So you are saying. You depend on brewery owners to arrange your piss up for you. To the point they set the date and time. You at best buy some tickets.

How is that in any way you organising anything. When taking a lover to dominos. Do you tell them you organised an Italian meal. Or took them out.

That’s why the saying “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” is an insult. The bar is set insanely low (organise your friends, buy tickets or pay on the door, get drunk) but you still believe that they wouldn’t be capable of it.

Imagine how the far right and/or football hooligans must feel seeing their preferred symbol of nationalism be linked to somebody as milquetoast as Starmer 🤣

Honestly, though, good for Starmer. None of us need to fly a flag - I think we know what country we’re in??? - but I abhor how the far right try to claim it for themselves, and how then anybody who does fly the flag is immediately linked to those bastards.

“I’ve lost Saint George in the Union Jack, that’s my flag too and I want it back!” - Roots, by Show of Hands.

Oh my god you’re right!!?? I honestly didn’t know this at all! Thank you for sharing!

I need to read 404media more… and check the price of a subscription. This stuff is worth supporting.

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Yes, what an excellent question! I see that little black cat there in the picture, peaking out behind the book. What a cutie! I wonder what it’s called? What sort of old world charming name would a person who lived in America a hundred years ago give to a black cat, I wonder?

I’m sure it’s perfectly charming and not even slightly controversial.

Well, yeah. If you put it somewhere cold like the Arctic it’ll melt the ice caps and make global warming worse. Better to let the cold places stay cold and put the hot data centres somewhere that’s already hot! Sorted - no more global warming (just some localised warming I guess)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I’ve been wondering…what are midi-chlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
Anakin Skywalker: I don’t understand.
Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.

The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

I’d guess the lion misbehaved?

I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…

The whole point of stealth planes is not to have publicity…

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

Quick, Greta, hard to port!

Not again, Wittgenstein!

Why not both?

There’s only one airline fit for the job…!

These are all perfectly pronounceable when I speak like Arthur Morgan.

Great news! Thanks for sharing 😀

All well and good until Bethesda hear about your museum of ancient scrolls…