Me: Calls the police one time.

Another day police come unannounced and destroy my house.

Me: Complains about it online.

Average Twitter commenter: “Is this you calling the police? Lololololoolol”

I don’t like Ariana’s music, but I respect her as a person and she’s very talented at what she does. Despite people constantly making fun of her.

Oh yeah, that’s me.

There are lots of times where I was up with the kids all night because they were sick.

I got a temp ban from reddit. Not cool enough, apparently.

Okay this is good

Maybe bans?

Sometimes the best candidate is a woman. That just how life be.

Unless that’s a potted plant. Those gutters are definitely clogged.

Since he is registered independent is there a possibility he is just what he said he is… independent?

From his bullet casings he didn’t like fascism, furries, and gays. That kind of doesn’t line up with either side.

Phones are some of the best forms of entertainment with the lowest carbon footprint, right?

Love when this meme is used correctly. The left and right person is saying the same words but mean different things.

I feel like heavy industrial would be better because of the noise pollution.

I had no idea what you were talking about until I got to pill bug.

I think this is the only thing Nostr fixes. It has a lot of other issues, I feel which makes it difficult to scale. Like you can’t block anyone, just mute. It’s only the text that is distributed, media is still centralized, etc… You cant stop someone from following you. Metadata about you gets leaked to the network like who you are muting. It doesn’t work well if you use two different clients, like desktop and android.

To steel-man the argument some more, if you have variable-rate electricity, it could turn on when electricity is cheap.

Well, last post from there. Not gone for good.

I stop hiccuping when I realize I’m doing it, and sneeze more than 3 times in a row. I feel like my hiccup and sneeze wires were crossed somewhere.

On December 2, 2024, the Enron website relaunched as satire, with Connor Gaydos, the cofounder of Birds Aren’t Real, as CEO.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron

Wow, TIL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

Your “th” seems to be autocorrecting to some symbol.