You never really know.

Changing of water pressure won’t do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.

When they said they’d bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.

Does this car not have a dipstick?

The cock pecked them out.

I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.

This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.

That episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.