Ozzie, that’s not what I meant when I said to go eat “the snack that smiles back!”

It was freshly made, so they couldn’t help but take a whiff of that delicious smell. The rest is history.

Shades of r/theyknew going on here.

I was thinking Dick Tracy.

Not sure how I might’ve come across as demanding they change. That was not my intent,

Do you expect to remain in such a position for the rest of your life? Assuming not, then stepping back from such dark material to gain some more level-headed perspective might be wise.

The letter writer must’ve been fun at parties. Any sense of humor overridden by a need to look for excuses to be offended - what a pathetically sad individual.

Dr. Goodall’s reaction demonstrates she deserved the acclaim she received. Good on her for having lived a good life!

The original image was “boring”?!? Dude, that shot makes it look positively phallic!

(Apologies in advance for a morbid joke.)

Presumably, he was even carrying some nuts…

You hang around conspiracy theorists much? Maybe too many crime shows on TV? I mean I thought I was cynical, but to have that be the first thing that occurs to you (and it sounds like you were pretty damned sure of it, too) blows me away.

Gotta love when the cops themselves validate the existence of the term “ACAB.”

You mean it isn’t already after this? Someone just posted recently about how Toys-R-Us was destroyed by private equity, and that’s not the first time I’ve heard that by a long shot.

I don’t understand how all that crap works entirely, but it seems to me that basically CEOs of companies that aren’t doing all that well (& therefore in need of money) will make one last big cash grab for themselves by selling off the company to private equity firms - which gets the CEO and the major shareholders an immediate big payout while leaving everybody else at the company under even more crippling debt.

The private equity firm will break down and sell off myriad pieces of the company & it’s assets for the most they can get for them, extracting the most financial value from them they can get without a care for the survival of the company itself. Those still employed at the company will be left working under ever more onerous conditions until their job and/or the company no longer exists.

Private equity firms are basically vultures who look for companies to eat that at the moment of purchase are worth more dead than alive. They make ZERO effort to save the company itself, screwing employees which invested a significant chunk of their lives in the company - all so those rich assholes at the top can get even more absurdly rich.

EA is likely already dead, my friend - it’s a Dead Company Walking.

What kind of alien god is looking on from deep space in the upper right? I see two eyes, a mouth, and the dark shading varies just enough to look vaguely like a head.

I’m starting to think maybe I’ve had a few too many arguments intense discussions with alien conspiracy theorists…

But, of course! Wouldn’t want to be unsanitary while I eat shit!

Hmm. Hadn’t thought of that - makes sense

Exactly.

How… *ahem* …content would meeting those demands really make you, tho?

I’m content with that resolution.

Can’t imagine the weight of all those, never mind trying to find a particular one that was flaking out because some animal chewed through it or something.

*snicker* Is it still a food fight if it’s in the form of shit?