Orangutan? The most dangerous animal known to man!

20 Stanly Nickels.

The penis mightier than the sword.

They think ketchup is spicy

Fuck you dad! This spiked collar is a lifestyle not a phase!

Does he really have that power?

One of the best bass line openers next to Mountain Song by Janes Addiction.

Love this video. So creepy.

Poor kids.

Hitler would have thrown him in the gas chambers to strengthen the gene pool.

We used to go to a family gym growing up and the amount of old white guys walking around with their dicks dangling in the locker room was always weird.

I ruptured by poop hole. Does that count?

Is this the fruit that smells like a carcass?

Agreed.

That doc is a masterpiece.

I love that they throw in the “because I’m Irish” in the movie.

What has she even done besides swim out of her dad’s nutsack?

Christianity wasn’t a thing until 200 years after his death.

Also…Teenjus!

Don’t worry, they attached a few bells on the trees as a warning system.

Loud, quiet, loud. They got that from the Pixies.