That, right there, IS the truth.

I make them ask me for everything. They don’t like to do that so I get to watch a lot of bad decisions. I also turn every question about any our projects right to them so they get to show everyone how much they know. They have been pulled off of a few jobs. Their time is limited. Lol.

I have a person at work that I HAVE to help with some jobs. They did this to me on a big job so now I will only guide them, I never help.

Leaf blower. They are loud and the “breath” coming from them is pretty awesome.

Maybe they didn’t have anyone there available to check her gender. You can’t be letting just anyone “presenting as female” to indiscriminately use a potty.

In 1973 I ate the piece of pie. Uncle Patrick let Grandma believe that he ate it but it was really me. Gram passed away last year and she never knew that it was me. So I do believe that I got away with it. Oh and, it was a peach pie so you might be able to understand.

That particular type of sugar is very bad for your teeth. I am not a dentist and this isn’t dental advice.

Is this a coon skin cap like Daniel Boon had?

Did you tell her about having to go pee in the bushes?

Did you even try it?

Gesundheit!

Who gave that horse such a delicious edible?

What a wonderful day to have eyes. What a looker!

I heard a person say “I got my tongue stuck behind my eye-tooth and I couldn’t see what I was saying” maybe this was the case for them as well.

Slow down. I’m not finished with step one and you are rushing to step two.

If the Homophobes think that someone is getting a benefit from this they might just stop. It was just a thought.

Nobody really needs to use them.

What if a group of folks got together and let it be known that all of these dildos are being collected and distributed to local LGBTQIA groups for free, or, now hear me out, send them to the white house…

I had Great-Great Grandparents in my life until I was in my late teens because of this.

I never knew that the void had such cute wiskers.