PositiveNoise

Hmm. A bit of stretching might feel nice. Work that leg! Oh, and napping! Napping is super great. This is awesome. I think I’ll just hang here and wait for Miss Servant to bring me some noms (presumably).

That expression: “YES! This is IT! I’ve achieved it!” good kitty

Wow, that seems so cool, just because. Hidden gem.

mmm…unconscious nonsense…that hits the spot. Its like coffee for the soul!

nom nom nom. Oh, this emptiness in my soul… nom nom nom… wears me down so, I …nom nom nom… can hardly bear this …nom nom nom…

Lovely

I hear the sound of a thousand tiny Unicorns, lightly clapping in support. Sounds like coconuts. Tiny coconuts.

Stop touching the plug, Cowbee. I fear this is above your pay grade.

Damn it, Susan! Can’t you just be satisfied by hunting mice, like normal people?

Florals, indeed! The shirts I always wear when I’m ready to attract some bees.

“Methinks a cheddar we doth encounter.”
“For us?”
“Surely for us. Surely”