Wholehearted agreement from Viau Metro.

I already planted mint right in the ground like a maniac. Maybe raspberries are next?

• create government bureau that figures out how many people a company would need to employ without automation

• tax that company the equivalent of those people’s salaries

• fund UBI

Fuck capitalism.

I’ve gone back to just texting and switched over to signal for band chats and group stuff, and so far the only person who doesn’t like it is a dick bag who claims to be an anarchist but refuses to live his life without using a fascist propaganda machine to socialize.

I was gonna comment “fuck cars” but then I checked where I was.

Fuck cars.

I think it was probably in protest. However they can, I guess.

This is simple urbanism. Cars don’t stop in to see what a new business has to offer, pedestrians do. Pedestrians don’t need parking. Good urbanism makes local business boom. They are terrified of it.

Caltrops would be useful

This person’s grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they’d calm the fuck down.

And flattery, as they say, will get you everywhere.

It would be an honour, professor.

Please do!

I am but a lone Canadian, but I’ll not buy a single American product, especially not from red states, until Tangerine Palpatine leaves office or dies, whichever happens first. We make fucking fantastic whiskey right here in Quebec.

Brother, we have all of those ingredients everywhere. We have a little British store run by expats who could get whatever packaged crumpet you use. Shit, I can make a batch of crumpets in about 15 minutes.

It’s not like a crazy recipe that needs balanced flavors to be done right. Like I’ve never had a good poutine outside of Quebec. It’s always sad beige gravy with the wrong seasonings or mozzarella or frozen fries or all of the above. It is never right.

What we can also talk about is local places making local dishes but they do it wrong and cheap or “good enough” and people come from abroad and try the dishes and think they’re mid because they went to the wrong place.

TL;DR: I love poutine.

/Rant

I’ve always said the difference between a true conspiracy theorist and a fucking loon is proof.

There’s tons of stuff we know happened and have almost overwhelming proof of but the powers that be for some reason will not prosecute, that’s a conspiracy and they might even be part of it.

If you believe that a myriad aliens are pretending to be human and secretly controlling the world and the only immediate proof is that we are becoming more inclusive, you’re a fucking loon.

I don’t know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn’t the best way to keep them around long-term.

Yeah, that’s because you know how to drive. I can’t tell you how many people just turn in front of a truck and expect it to slow down for them. Playing with their lives.

Another thing that enrages me is people who think driving slowly is safer for whatever reason.

Getting on the highway? Let’s SLOWLY merge at 60% the speed of oncoming traffic.

Changing lanes from stationary traffic into a full speed lane? I won’t wait for the lane to clear, I’ll just turn signal and move into the lane REAL SLOW because that’s safe.

Turning right? Let’s slow down to a complete stop and force traffic to a halt so I can turn right.

As a delivery truck driver I can’t tell you how many people think that everyone else can just stop on a dime for them and they’re being safe because they move over at a snail’s Pace.

Not replace, just in the same place.

I don’t care either way, but I would like them banned on bike paths. I think once you have a motor, especially one that can travel at high speeds you belong in the street with cars, and not on the sides but fully like a motorbike. I’ve had way too many dudes clip me or others.