That was my first thought too. Uninviting the groom also works.

Oh, you can un-invite one of the in-laws for some amazing chaos too.

Europe has contributed overall more than the US.

https://www.kielinstitut.de/topics/war-against-ukraine/ukraine-support-tracker/

This website tracks who and what has contributed.

Well, not all people will die. Some will survive and the elite are just trying to make sure they’re the ones to survive.

So are they going to ban Tylenol or what? Isn’t it one of the most common OTC painkillers?

I mean most likely. My theory is that it’s some QAnon guy pissed about the Epstein stuff.

But have you thought about all those CEOs and bilionaires of the world?

…are exempt from taxation by a state or political subdivision of a state."

Isn’t the IRS a federal agency? They are not a state or a political subdivision of a state.

Wait, isn’t that what this is?

You roasted that maple? What did you call it?

Looks like it. Also in international waters? They are committing war crimes and bragging on Twitter about it.

Kinda sad for the state of Texas that I thought this was a genuine article. Got me on this one Onion.

Funny enough in Giraffes the same nerve goes all the way down their long neck and comes back up. So intelligent.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/GiraffaRecurrEn.svg

Damn, I guess Big Balls wasn’t enough.

There are videos of orcas using fish to bait seagulls and other marine birds and then eating them. They are quite smart.

According to some comments I read this isn’t kidnapping because the representatives are not private citizens, they are public citizens and belong to the state of Texas which can force them to do their job. That sure sounds familiar.

Fruits? Wood? Oxygen? Soil Fixation? Spices? Truffles? Shade?

Ok, but besides fruits, wood, oxygen, soil fixation, spice truffles and shade, what have the trees ever done for us?

Is the human shield kid a security professional too? By the time he’s 18 he will have 16 years of bodyguard experience, the perfect employee just like in those entry level job ads.

Musk is not fucking over their country (yet) so they don’t give a shit.

Nah don’t worry MAGA will tell you that high prices are actually good and boosting the economy you see? The corporations making more money means the economy is doing great.

They were scared of more than just jazz music. Once black people got the right to vote white people realized that they were quite diligent voters.

The passage of the Fifteenth Amendment in 1870 guaranteed the right to vote to men of all races, including former slaves. Initially, this resulted in high voter turnout among African-Americans in the South. In the 1880 United States presidential election, a majority of eligible African-American voters cast a ballot in every Southern state except for two. In eight Southern states, Black turnout was equal to or greater than White turnout. At the end of the Reconstruction era, Southern states began implementing policies to suppress Black voters.

After 1890, less than 9,000 of Mississippi’s 147,000 eligible African-American voters were registered to vote, or about 6%. Louisiana went from 130,000 registered African-American voters in 1896 to 1,342 in 1904 (about a 99% decrease).