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2 years agoContext: She’s 2.75 years old, and insists someone stand in the doorway with her as she uses the restroom.
Daughter: pooping Daughter: “Big poop!” Me: “Yuup” Daughter: “Thumbs up big poop!” Me: “Haha, indeeeed”
Context: She’s 2.75 years old, and insists someone stand in the doorway with her as she uses the restroom.
Daughter: pooping Daughter: “Big poop!” Me: “Yuup” Daughter: “Thumbs up big poop!” Me: “Haha, indeeeed”
Pencil and paper. Or a calculator. Obviously. My CPA is a horse. Loves stomping around on his giant TI83.