My drunkenly installed American windows (previous owner, not me 😉) ALSO do this, but randomly throughout the house!

Some are so tight you break a sweat moving them (“locked”), some are so loose the top part falls out (angled), and some work normally (the normal one I guess)

I am engaging with this content!

I think it’s still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end

Unless that’s just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don’t know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I’m sorry

Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom

I will not elaborate.

I was attacked by a pitbull/boxer mix, in my own bed! Luckily I was able to subdue the creature, leaving it incapacitated.

Looks like you struck a nerve with the bots lol

Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!

There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water

I liked when he talked about not being able to connect copper pipes to glass pipes, as a guy who connects kinds of pipes for a living he really won me over with how much sense he makes!

His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash.

Except windows doesn’t ever actually shut down after the reboot if you tell it to “update and shut down” lmao

This is exactly the kind of slope the stair master is DESIGNED to prepare you for!

The preview for this gif is going at 3/4 light speed for me

Last time someone said that to me it was after I chewed them out for letting my truck go out with a twisted brake line that subsequently burst, lost all pressure, and led to me getting stranded on top of a driveway in the snowy mountains.

Now, I’m not saying YOU are intending to be a smartass, but it seems more often than not people that say that in response to legitimate concerns and criticism over issues does seem to be one.

Your must be the rouge

“what part of the cell is the red arrow pointing at?”

Well, I’ve got a 50/50 shot if I exclude “B. Hair” and “D. Eyeball”

I believe his full name is Eduficial Chad Bott

I got another confession to make.