Hold on I’ll post it on a french c/ and see if they get it

The latter then

Fuckin hell 😂

Did you not see the sign or are you determined to be offended?

Neither have I

Because I’m not stupid enough to use Linux :)

France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Fuck off spambot

Because their mouth breathing owners broke the screens before it could happen

Tourist version -

Me - here’s your chalet. Remember, it’s very well insulated for the winter weather, so in summer just keep the windows and doors closed during the day and it’ll stay cool inside for the same reason, then you can open the windows in the evening. Otherwise it’ll just be boiling hot and full of flies. There’s no need for AC.

Guests - ok that makes sense

Guests two days later - MY CHALET IS BOILING HOT AND FULL OF FLIES YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT I NEED AC

Me under my breath - seriously fuck off you stupid cunts

I’d show you it mate but you’d just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

No.

Eh, Vik? Europe is already great. It’s your shitehole that isn’t ya fuckin knobend

If it’s a YouTube vid with a thumbnail like that, there’s a 99% chance that either I don’t need to know this, or it contains about one minute of information in an eleven minute video

France is weirdly bad for spam calls. Also has the second highest percentage of anti-vaxers after the US

There’s a connection there but I’m not seeing it

Yeah unfortunately it’ll get into the grain of the wood and just keep reappearing once you clean it :(

Depends on the surface. If it’s stone or something, no probs, bleach will do it

If it’s wood, ha ha no luck, it’s a bastard to get rid of. Damn near impossible

For people in modern countries - that’s about 28 litres per 100km that these selfish, thoughtless fuckers are going through. Cunts

My wee car uses about 5.5 for reference

The buildings on the left have sunbeams on them and you can see the bright sky reflected on the car windscreens. The bottom pic has a cloudy sky but has been brightened and saturated as much as the top pic has been dulled and greyed.

We get the point, but be honest

Yeah these mega saturated pics are unbelievably disingenuous

It’s like one-upmanship of “the aurora I saw was way more colourful than the one you saw, you must be so jealous”

🤮

When I worked in a hardware shop in the 90s an apprentice mechanic came in and asked for halogen for headlight bulbs

I went into the storeroom and brought him one of those giant packing bubbles

He was chuffed as fuck