If you see it as a movie about demons and not aliens it makes way more sense

John Michael Godier will be disappointed

Don’t you be shit talking Scooter now

On the Discovery Channel

What’s even weirder is it’s working without one now

I had to use to a VPN to open this image, I’m not even joking

Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

About 0.5m IIRC

a regular slide would be more practical

Pfft

And that title

TIL I learned a I

Pairs well with the thumbnail

Plus that person’s forgetting you need to minus the time of one of the sleeps

*black people, but yeh

Cismale is a pun on the story’s narrator Ishmael, for those who don’t know (I had to look it up)

Ooh if I’m not mistaken that’s the Manchester metrolink

If this is legit (lol) then the real answer is split up, and stay single until you find someone who you’d never refer to as ‘bitch’

Here’s the thing…

I mean, it’s 4000 feet above the surrounding area, but it’s not like there’s a direct gap of that height underneath it

Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said “my flabber had never been so gasted”.

Amazing

Apart from the declawed bit :/