I can literally never use Reddit again but all.my search results keep taking me there

At this point I look forward to spitting on Reddit’s grave

And this is why Health and Justice shouldn’t be for profit

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

Overwatch is an amazing porn series, that has a shit game adaptation

He’s saying you can point to a CD to know CDs exist. No one can point to God.

That’s a thing you can sue for?

I’d call that take on his words insane if not for the fact that it’s the best explanation of his intent I’ve heard.

Does he not know what Tinder is?

I don’t know about God, but clearly there is some kind of Demiurge at play. Because how the fuck else do you explain Donald Trump’s plot armor? At this point if this were a series and it wasn’t meant to be a goofball comedy about an inept politician, I’d call bullshit.

I fucking hate how everything is painted white now, the most soulless fucking paint

They usually don’t even give you anything to sign

Right? What is this “Employment Contract” you speak of? I just got told “You start this day, good luck fucker.”

The net is far more ban happy than it used to, it’s gotten to the point that I don’t feel safe using Steam Forums.

Wish that was me more often

Okay, true, but that’s not the situation described in the comic.

I wanna die, but I wanna keep my family… not sad that I died… so…

Information is physical? I’m gonna need a source on that one.

How is he still alive?

I’ve always wanted to get fucking wasted on bennies

“I’ll look guilty if I ask for a lawyer”

If you ever watch copaganda shows, you’ll see that the innocent are always anxious to talk to the cops, with tears in their eyes as the police comforting them, and the guilty are always the ones refusing to cooperate, saying they “know their rights”, and they’ll be lawyering up.

This is intentional, the system wants you to believe that your only hope is compliance and no questions asked. That a good citizen knows that the constitution is just a piece of paper, and the only trait worth having is blind faith in your betters. That the common man has only the right to obey, consume product, and reproduce so that he can be replaced on the assembly line when he grows too old.

If you are sickened by what I just said, hold onto that feeling, it means they haven’t completely gotten your soul yet.