Just guessing here, but did you attempt to cook the solids in the sauce? I used to do the same, until I realized I could just fry everything and then pour the sauce over the solids and very briefly stir things up in a hot pan to finish. Onions never minded boiling in the sauce, but noodles, broccoli, and my herbs fucking hated me for doing that to them. Def sauce it last and stir

I chose to subject myself to the video so now you must do so as well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHmgFgm_fc

1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”

2 “Yes”

1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”

“Mixed textile wearing-ass”

-god

This is, if I remember correctly, what started the dystopia in one of the armored core continuities. On the one hand, billions, amounting to the overwhelming majority of the world’s population, will horrifically die. On the other, some people will pilot sweet-ass mechs in the next 50 years. Hard choice.

If my goofy math seems to be self aggrandizing, that’s a you problem. I didn’t sign up for lemmy to be taken seriously

Anyone clicking to figure out the below comment, newsom asked for more resources to combat issues at the border like drug trade and illegal crossings. Made no mention of deploying the fucking military to occupy LA

Hmm, I wonder whether that’s the case. Alright, ~10% of men are gay and 2% are ace or aro. That’s 88% who might. Now, 25% of married men cheat on their spouses and about 50% of men are married or in a comparable relationship. That means that 12.5% of men might consider it and 37.5 wouldn’t. Let’s round on the safe side. 52% might consider it. Anyone have statistics on racial/age preference or rejection from men? I’ve done all I can

Totally normal. I remember FDR and [президент] talking like this all the time. I can’t wait to purchase some adidas in the coming days!

I’m just trying to figure out the original meme. What was the joker right about? His speech on tv wasn’t bad, aside from the insanity and murder, but it really wasn’t a rallying cry or a thesis. It was just a dude who’d been failed by the system five times too many, and the resulting flailing backlash.

CAREFUL, SNAKE! HES GOING TO SUCK OUT YOUR DOMINANT GENES

The answers are phrased very matter of factly, and are often wrong. The information they’re derived from is often incorrect or contradictory, so it does its best to reconcile its inputs but there’s no way to do so. AI will lack the ability to take a holistic look at these questions for decades.

The silliest are the opinions, which it pulls from only a few comments on a topic and offers with the cadence of a scientific paper. “Blue has been observed to be the best color.” It’s ridiculous.

I’d rule that the skeleton has 1d4+1 levels of exhaustion from having to magic as hard and long as it did to reach solid ground. Aiming with fly, course correcting at speeds high enough to leave your face a crater if it touches a stationary pebble, maintaining magical defenses against radiation, roaming terrors, rifts in space, avoiding large debris. It’s a lot.

Imagine locating the lich, only to find it draped with layers upon layers of half charred, half dripping aboleth skin and grasping a metallic staff inset with rapidly blinking beholder eyes. Its skull is partially splintered and an arm on the same side is missing. Even lacking the musculature to express it, you see the weariness on its face. It’s evidently not interested in another fight, but you’re not a fight. Not in comparison. You’re a meal.

Liches are such fun enemies to write for.

I’ve started to refer to it as “‘eepy”

Pro life implies the existence of pro death, so anti woke folk must be sleep enthusiasts

And then there’s the “ooh, piece of candy” aspect. Seeing corn not on a cob is just jarring, though I do enjoy it in ramen!

That’s some sexy ramen! And I know that corn is pretty frequently used in real ramen, but I’m still taken aback every time I see it.

I dunno, I might have given her the Skyler treatment. When I rewatch it in a few years, I’ll be able to assess that.

Yes. Though I can’t recall many of the particulars, only my exasperation

I mean, it’s a corpo that acquiesced. They don’t care about rights or vindication or freedom, they just care about line go up. This is good advice for average people, but does not make the line go up.

Eh, first season was great, second season was good. Just a whole lot of nonsense from that anti-war senator that pulled me out. Establish that she’s not the brightest bulb before you show her lack of shine. Had they done that, I’d have loved season 2, rather than liked it.