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Key difference is a factor of 4.

I thought this was a Republican initially – but nope, introduced by a Democrat.

Welp, wave goodbye to the free internet.

The EU true believers I know are incapable of comprehending this. They are steadfast in their conviction that this is all just temporary.

cool & good

On a similar note, the UFO sightings from yesteryear are the drone sightings of today.

It was Aliens Putin

Except there is no such asteroid and techbros have driven themselves into a frenzy over a phantom.

The real threat to humanity is runaway climate change, which techbros conveniently don’t give a single fuck about, since they use gigawatts of power to train bigger and bigger models with further and further diminishing returns.

The response is: “Please, and thank you!”

Block-chain!

Yeah, if he did, it might be necessary to hold elections even. And that would just be terrible!

Is this the sequel to “delete your old emails to save water”?

I was about to say, “Holding a bow and arrow”

Dah comrade, now let’s go out for burger&vodka, yeehaw.

“Wir haben es nicht gewusst”

According to people who do not live in the DPRK

Except the part about “Holocaust guilt”. In reality, they just want to see brown people get killed.

Awww, they let the doggie off his leash!