Let’s be real - if they get a majority, the Dems will find a way to delay the impeachment until the end of his term, in the hopes of getting more votes in 2028. They already pulled the same shit twice.

She just can’t believe it’s not butter!

I don’t know what to tell ya, bucko

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False, the name is Lego® or LEGO®. The ® just tells you that “LEGO®” is a registered trademark.

FTFY

Oh shit, didn’t know that. Luckily I’ve never had a colonoscopy! Thanks for explaining!

I think the planet is actually called “Dirt” or something like that

Why would you drink two bottles of that before a colonoscopy?!

Akshually the proper name is “LEGO®”, so you wouldn’t say “LEGO bricks”, but “LEGO® bricks”.

Since ® isn’t pronounceable this does unfortunately mean you’re not allowed to mention LEGO® in spoken language, but that’s a small price to pay.

What the fuck is “lemon flavored ass blaster juice”??

Mocha has been receiving the CMBR all their life, and is progressively decoding the secrets of the universe to answer the eternal question:

Why is it so much fun to knock things off a table?

Stepped on a lego?

Well, except the orange ones in the front, but they’re orange, so they don’t count

Welp, that’s one band I’ll never listen to again

Ich mache es meistens, werde aber komisch angeschaut, und ein Arzt hat mir sogar gesagt “Sie brauchen hier keine Masken tragen”…

ODER

Versohlen Sie mir den Po, Karl Klammer!

Unfortunately Sync has been abandoned, so you might want to look for a new app soon.

IIRC you get the achievement when you play on a server while Gary is online there